- Anti Joke

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

a. why? b. because I wanted

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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