- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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