- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's upside down? umop apisdn

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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