- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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