A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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