youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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