- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

hi penis ham telephone

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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