- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What do you call two dog? dogs

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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