What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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non poop

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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roses are red poo is poo

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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swag

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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