Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Japan

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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