- Anti Joke

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires