- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Knock knock Go away

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's long and black? A long and black object.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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