Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Ms Leong Sux

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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