- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

batman farted so hes retarded

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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