- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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