What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Im gay What about you

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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