Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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