- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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