how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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