- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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