A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Black people.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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