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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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