- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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