- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kieran is a homosexual

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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