What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Whats funny? Your face.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops