- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

identical jokes get different votes.

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