- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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