- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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