ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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