A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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