- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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