- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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