- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Pickles

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

women's rights

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

One, two, three, four and five

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Dumbledore dies.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??