Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Knock Knock Who did that?

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Knock knock. Its open.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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