- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A lot eh?

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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