- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

knock knock whos there open open who the door

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Justin Bieber.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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