why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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