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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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