- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Guest what in the butt

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

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