- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A dyslexic blind man

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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