Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What's worse than this That :(

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Once, I went to Peru.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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