- Anti Joke

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

How many light bulbs? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!