Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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