- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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