- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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