Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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