- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did you step on my watermelon?

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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