- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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