roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Penis

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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