What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How many light bulbs? 1

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Who wants water? I do.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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