- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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