Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why does the man appear fat he is

thumb_up thumb_down +16

So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

thumb_up thumb_down +16

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's white and gluey Glue

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

ok

thumb_up thumb_down +14

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops