- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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