A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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knock knock? come in

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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