- Anti Joke

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

69. why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.