If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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feminism

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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