- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

rent a cops

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Balls

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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