- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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