- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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