- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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