NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Title IX

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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