What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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