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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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