- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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