- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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