- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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