- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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