- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

You know what's funny? A well told joke

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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