- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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