Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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