What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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