- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

sky silverstein

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

How old are you? 7

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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