Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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