Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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