- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Obama lin Baden.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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