- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

read me write me

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Okay.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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