A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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