How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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This is an anti-joke.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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