We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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