- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Dude man, I'm high...

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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