How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Prostitution is bad.......

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

a black man pays his child support

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Racial Equality

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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