- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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