- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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