Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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