- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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