- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A Duck walks into a bar.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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