What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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your face

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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