- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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