- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Sloths

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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