The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And you honored it I see :P

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Rylan Clark

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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