Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What is square and grey? A grey square.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Your gay

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

How High is a Chinese man

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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