Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Boxing on Boxing Day

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Actually it was me Josh brown

joke under this line wins _________________________

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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