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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Stephen Hawking

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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