And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

honest politician

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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