- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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