- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

u know whats a crime? rape

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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