- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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