- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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