Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What has two legs? Half a cat

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Penis

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A dancer walks into a barre

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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