- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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