What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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