How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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