- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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