A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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