P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

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