What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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