- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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