- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

I'm homeless.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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