- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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