- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Ron Paul for President!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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