- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock knock.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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