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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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