The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Good job, son.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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