I read the terms of service.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Indians

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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