- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

race-car = rac-ecar

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

the midget went to the midget store

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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