What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Gus's mom

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

irish man drinking john smiths

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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