- Anti Joke

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

rocky is here again.......................