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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are flowers.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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