- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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