My Nan, that is all.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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