A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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A dancer walks into a barre

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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