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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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