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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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