What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What? Huh?

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Penis chickens

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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