A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Albert <3 Hunter

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How High is a Chinese man

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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