- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

i like turtles

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Chuck Norris.

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