Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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poopy is poopy

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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