- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

How high is the sky? True or False

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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