how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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