- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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