- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Barack Obama

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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