- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A baby seal walks into a club.

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