what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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