- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

1+1=2

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Obama lin Baden.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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