- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

a man makes a bad joke

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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