- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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