What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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A guy walks into a bar

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Anti Joke

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