- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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