- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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