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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

guess what what ...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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