- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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