- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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