What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

why does the man appear fat he is

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

My Boyfriend

Click here to end the world.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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