- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like most people my age. im 27

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

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