- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

what are three short words? i a am

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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