- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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