- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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