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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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