- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What is better than life? Nothing.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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