- Anti Joke

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

bite me

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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