- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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