What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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ok

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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school homewrok

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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