- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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