Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Anti Joke

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