What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Connor is homosexuaI

You just read this ..

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Anti Joke

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