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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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