Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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