Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Sex

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Men's rights

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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