Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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sky silverstein

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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How old are you? 7

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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