- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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