- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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