- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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