Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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