- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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