why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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