- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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