- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

I was once a hamster.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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