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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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