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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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