A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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