And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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