A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Women's rights

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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whats brown and booky a book.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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