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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Praise Paisley

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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